Your body is the piece of the Universe you’ve been given.
please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
The boobs jiggle is strong in this one
I feel like Disney puts this much detail into Elsa’s boobs specifically for people who analyze them in loving, frame-by-frame detail on Tumblr.
We analyzed the scene where she sings Let It Go and all my English teacher did was discuss her boobs and how they suddenly get bigger at a certain part of the song.
spend one time watching frozen just focusing on elsa’s boobs and nothing else
i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror
I have to say that the single most important lesson I learned in 25 years talking every single day to people was that there is a common denominator in our human experience. Most of us, I tell ya, we don’t want to be divided. What we want—the common denominator that I found in every single interview—is that we want to be validated. We want to be understood.
I’ve done over 35,000 interviews in my career, and as soon as that camera shuts off everyone always turns to me and inevitably in their own way ask this question: “was that ok?”
I heard it from President Bush. I heard it from President Obama. I’ve heard it from heroes and from housewives. I’ve heard it from victims and perpetrators of crime. I even heard it from BE-YON-CÉ in all of her Beyoncé-ness. She finishes performing, hands me the microphone, and says “was that ok?” [x]
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
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